So I met up with my homeboy Jarrod at his new crib in Miami Beach. He looked partied out, he was sucked on to his couch eating stale animal crackers and rolling in his own filth. I didn't like to see my friend all fucked up like that so I told his ass to man up! Thats when he told me about this hot neighbor he scoped out the day before from his balcony. He told me her name was Samantha and she had the biggest titties on the block. So I told him to go fish her out so that I can take a look for myself. Moments later he walks in and he wasn't lying Samantha was carrying these two all-natural...